With the Royal Wedding isn’t everyone just curious about what happens after the Ceremony? Well, heres your chance to take a look and see what did actually happen. With Harry’s Cock & Crown Jewels not impressing me, I have to do something about this, I’ve kept my virginity for him & I just can’t help it I need to get my pleasure somewhere else. After speaking to Kate, I informed her what I needed to do.. What would the Queen think if she knew how bad I am? I know theres a guard who’s sexy and he’s black & I’ve heard what they say about black guys, which must be true as he always seems to have a large bulge in his uniform, I’ll ask him up to the Royal suite, Harry won’t be disturbing us, lets see if I can have fun with Jerome instead.