Star works as a newspaper reporter and has been set up to interview a “real life vampire,” but she doesn’t believe in vampires. In fact, she thinks it’s outrageous that the paper makes her do this kind of thing every year around Halloween, and so far every “vampire” has been a hack. She believes it’s all just bored goth pretending to drink each other’s . There’s no such thing as real vampires. Nonetheless, she has a job to do.